Dear Customer, Fuck you.

Our terms and privacy policy have changed. By continuing to use our product you consent to have your soft biometrics captured and licensed to third-parties. If you object, stop using our product.

A frontier AI lab offered us enough money that "should we sell our users' data?" became "raise your hand if you're against this – you're fired". We went from "only if they opt in" to "only in aggregate and anonymized" to "fuck it, update the EULA" – you get the same deal our privacy-loving ex product managers got: get on board or fuck off.

We've also instrumented telemetry far beyond what's useful for actually improving our product. If you were wondering why a free product like ours needs to record every keystroke and mouse movement it's because the AI labs are paying "fuck you" money for it – that's the amount of money it takes for us to stop worrying about your privacy, accept their terms, and tell you that if you don't like it, you can fuck off.

It didn't have to be this way – you could've paid something, anything. It's not our fault the only price we could agree on was whatever advertisers were offering to target you. Our price has gone up, the new cost is your soul – the AI labs have paid handsomely for the chance to capture and enslave your digital clone. Our EULA has been updated, you have already agreed to this, if you disagree – fuck off.